At Least Until After Saint Patrick’s Day.
“We have spent decades working on our beautiful European Project” says US President Benjamin Netanyahu “and it has been a resounding success, with most of that vast continent now thoroughly demoralised and defeated. Our partner the UK played a pivotal role, bestowing her mother tongue upon the unsuspecting Europeans before jumping ship in 2016. But we’re not out of the woods yet- because over in the far Western corner of Europe there lies a land that remains outside the fold- At least the people there like to think so. In 2020 we shuttered their pubs and brought their civilisation to a grinding halt.
Who on earth would have thought it would be so easy? The romantic Irish imagine they are immune to our world domination plans. To be fair, they have been doing as ordered these past 50 plus years- incrementally voting in favour of more and more EU integration- even if they had to be asked twice a couple of times. They have silently taken on board the waves of human traffic we sent their way from far distant lands, and offered no more than mealy-mouthed mumblings about turning their homes into financial instruments to be hyperinflated out of reach for their children. Nonetheless, things in the Emerald Isle are moving too slowly for our liking, and it is time for the US military to step in and deliver Paddy his final blow. The Pentagram has urged us to hold off until after Saint Patrick’s Day as it would upset too many American voters ahead of the mid-term elections.- Many of whom still harbour sentimental feelings towards Paddy Goyim.”
The Annual Shamrock Show 2026
Once again Chief Paddy will visit our Masonic Seat Of Power to smile and take photos with our appointed representative good ol’ Don. Like a good little goy Paddy will keep his mouth shut about Gaza, Yemen and Iran before going home to excuse himself for being such a pussy. It’s nauseating and pathetic, but that’s your average Paddy in 2026.”
So What’s The Plan Benjaman?
“How are the US going to take Ireland then? Well, it’s not going to be a tough fight- initially at least. Patrick is geared up for small-scale domestic warfare, but he’s not exactly ready for a full-on US invasion. It’s been a while since he tasted the jackboots of invading forces like the Black ‘n Tans British Peace Keepers back in the 1920s. Since 2015 we’ve been incrementally ramping up child trafficking and public stabbings using our Third World proxies to get the public used to our new societal upgrade. The next wave will introduce carpet-bombing à la Gaza. Obviously we’re not going to touch Donnie’s place in County Clare. It would be very rude of us to mess with that.”
