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King Charles speaks of the “Dreadful Business” in Gaza

The Globalist Gazette is delighted to present HRH King Charles III of England, Scotland, Wales and Elsewhere who spoke at The Royal Splendid Institute’s Annual Gathering. He spoke of his horror regarding the tragedy occurring in Gaza, but found a silver lining.

Hereunder is the text of His Majesty’s speech.

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I would first of all like to thank the Globalist Gazette for sponsoring this evening’s event. It is indeed an honour to be here this evening amongst distringuished guests, though it pains me to speak of tragic events occurring in Gaza. However, let us not be too downhearted because we are bound to make quite a lot of money out of this conflict from British sales of armaments and contracts for rebuilding in the Gaza strip. The British elite are no strangers to controlling events in the Middle East. Having invented the entire country of Saudi Arabia in 1916 with an ever complicit Saudi Royal Family which we also invented, thanks to the good offices of our intelligence agent Sir Lawrence of Arabia. For us British, Inventing Israel in 1948 was a piece of cake- it has been and continues to be a gift which keeps on giving. The slaughter of innocent men women on children on both sides of the conflict may indeed be a tragedy, but as Madeleine Albright, US Sectretary of State once put it: “We think the price is worth it.” The Royal Family has invested heavily and continues to invest both time and money in the British arms industry. We look forward to a bright future.

Thank you ladies and gentlemen.




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